Here is
SOMETHING to please chocolate lovers.
Here's a sneak preview:

You're not imagining things. It's chocolate made to look like sushi.
My Friends' Perspective:
You are the 'I' in the questions / statements. I am the 'you.' Fill in the blanks if you know me. Let's see if it provides me with any insight.
1. Whenever I need ___________, I call you first.
2. If I got invited to ___________, I wouldn't ask you to come along because you'd hate it.
3. When I do/see/hear ___________, it reminds me of you.
4. If I had to write an online dating profile about you, I'd use these three adjectives ___________, ___________, ___________.
5. You're always whining about ___________.
6. If I was planning your fantasy birthday party, I would do ___________, but would never do ___________.
I can't wait to see the responses you have in store for me. :)