This video,
JAY LENO'S FAKE PHOTO BOOTH, is SO hilarious! I had at least four favorite ones.

I never understood why some restaurants gave discounts according to height. For example, at Todai's, you only get a children's discount if you're under 12 (or something) and under 5'0 (or something). That's height discrimination! I wonder how they came up with that. I mean, just because you're tall doesn't necessarily mean you eat a lot. I was 5'0 before I was 8! That means I would have had to pay full price for 4 extra years. :P