Dining Out With Others Etiquette.. in the eyes of devipz.

Some things you should know if you decide you want to eat a meal with me.

1. Always use a serving utensil. Don't dig your fork/chopsticks/spoon, etc. in a dish that everyone is sharing. I will get Monk on you.

2. If I'm not treating you, make sure you calculate your portion of the bill correctly. It is inappropriate to expect others to pay for the rest of your meal because you were too lazy to complete accurate arithmetic or multiplication (tax) equations.

3. Don't request to split/share a bill evenly when you ordered drinks, dessert, etc., and your meal cost a completely different price than others. That is inconsiderate. Someone's $6 salad is NOT equal to your $30 steak.

What am I missing here...?