While my brother and I were waiting for our sushi take out, we watched a cop pull a young kid on a scooter over. We figured it was for not wearing a helmet. This is what happens when you live in a city with a low crime rate.

Juvenile deliquent - first strike:


After that good chuckle, we started on our way home.

"You're not going to want to know this."
"What?"
"There's a spider in our sushi."
"Kill it! Kill it!!!"
< kills spider >

"spider roll" blech!




That kid could use some good luck, and spiders or any bugs should stay away from me and my food!