What do you get when you visit the home of 5 guys?

1. a diiiiiiiirrrrrttttty bathtub. The whole thing is black, and that wasn't the original color.
2. spider webs in every corner of the bathroom.
3. bathroom door locks that do not work.
4. an extremely messy dining table, which serves as a place to put everything and anything. When guests visit and stay for dinner, the guys spray a whole can of 409 across the table, but you're feeling extremely high and nauseated from the smell that you end up not eating.

Oh there's some of this going on, too:



That's my brother's new shirt. It's dyed in 100% hemp. He also bought a shirt that's dyed in 100% coffee. I'll take a picture of that later.