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Sunday, August 10, 2008
Some of my coworkers have encouraged me to participate in eating contests because of the amount of food I consume. I realized the other day that I would do poorly in an eating contest. Let me use a hot dog competition as an example. I love condiments on my hot dogs. I need the ketchup, mustard, relish, onions, and cheese if available. There's no time or room for condiments in an eating contest. Also, even if I were to have all those condiments, I wouldn't be able to stuff the hot dog in my mouth and scarf it down. Sorry, I won't be the next champion!