I got an email from someone I haven't talked to in a little over a year. She wrote, "Do you still play football on the side?" What? I didn't even realize I used to play football! Do I LOOK like I'd play football? LOL.

Classic: My friend and I were having a conversation about men checking out women. I commented that men stare at all women. He said, "Haven't you seen something so nasty, you just couldn't stop looking? That's with the ugly ones.. and then there are the hot ones you have to look at." Knowing this might break the hearts of those girls who think guys stare at them all the time.. :P