My friend who was visiting from another country walked into a barber shop to get a haircut. He asked, "Can someone here give me a fade?" (Or something to that extent.) The guy behind the counter nodded and led my friend to a chair. The hairstylist came out, and my friend asked, "Can you give me a fade?" The Chinese hairstylist nodded and said, "I'm Fey." (Or however his name is spelled.) "Can I get a fade?" "I am Fey."

The weekend went by too quickly.