I read this in Glamour and found it hilarious. See my comments in italics.

Q: What's the worst thing a woman's ever done to you in bed?
A: She took a call from her boyfriend. (I didn't even know she had one!)

A: My evil ex would wear a sexy negligee to tease me. When I'd make a move, she'd scream, "What's wrong with you? All you think about is sex." It happened all the time!
Okay, this girl sounds completely psycho.

A: I was in bed with my then-girlfriend (now wife) when I felt a pinching pain near my shoulder and yelped, "What the heck was that?" Smiling, she exclaimed, "What a killer zit! Don't worry, I popped it."
Talk about ADD.