A cool heart-shaped crab at Pier 39.

After all those times of teasing Symon about other people's 'fat' comments about him, I finally got my turn. [I had posted previously about his 'fat' comments. When his friends and relatives see him nowadays, they ask, "Did you get fatter / gain weight?" It happened so often that he said people ask that question the same way they ask, "Have you eaten dinner yet?" - a common question that Chinese people ask each other. I joked that no one ever asks me if I got fatter.]
In due time..
I was talking to a coworker in Chinese today, and she told me that her son is skinny and tall, like her husband. Her son has no meat. Then, she said her daughter is fatter. Fatter than me.