A man handed me a flier today, and I just took it without really looking at him. I was already walking past him when he handed it to me, and I read it as I was walking away from him. The flier said that he liked to shake women's hands for a long time, and if I (or whoever he handed the flier out to) would shake his hand for a long time, he would give me some of his poetry. That was totally creepy.