Today is the softball game, so last night I showed my brother my stance. I went into his room and struck a 'getting ready to bat' pose and asked, "What do you think of my stance?" He said, "Slutty." I asked, "WHAT?!?!?!?!??!?! How can a baseball stance look slutty?!" He's like, "Oh, I thought you said, what do you think of this dance." Anyway, he was just joking around, and I told someone what he had said. While we were having the conversation, my friend's mom picked up:

Me: So I struck a baseball pose and asked my brother what he thought of my stance, and he said that (FRIEND'S MOM PICKS UP) I'm slutty. (FRIEND'S MOM HANGS UP.)

Him: My mom just heard that you're slutty.

Me and Him: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.