Boy: most friends i know are attractive
Me: really? that sucks
Boy: hahaha, what do you mean that sucks?!?!
Me: girlfriends should be worried because guys find all their friends attractive
Boy: well, then my gf should be proud that she's my gf cause I picked her over so many other girls
Me: y? cuz she's more special or becuz ur other friends won’t date you? there's 2 ways to look at it
Boy: there's no choice number 2 cause i told you, i find girls attractive. doesnt mean i wanna go out with them. but they are hot and are bitches? u know? or our personality don’t match or we like different things
Me: wut if they're nice and pretty. They’re your friend.
Boy: but we like different things. they dont have the personality i'm looking for. that's why they are my "friends" not my GF
Me: but u still find them attractive. u'd do physical things with them
Boy: are you saying i'm a cheating bastard?
Me: yes... men are porn freaks.

Moral of story: Stay single for life. Don’t deal with the drama that men cause. =)